The man upstairs is ACTUALLY a man upstairs and he has driven me insane

I am feeling quite angry today, mainly due to the neighbours from hell, but also because of the amount of stupidity I have seen expressed on the internet.
So, to take my mind off that, I'd like to share with you three things that really annoy me.

• Anything that amounts to "blah blah benefits/welfare blah blah taxpayers' money blah blah sit on their arses all day blah blah get a job". What a load of bullshit. If you're against benefits/welfare because you 'don't like paying for someone to sit on their arse all day', come here, try and justify yourself and I'll tell you why you're full of shit.

• "Political correctness gone mad", when what you actually mean is "I am a straight, white, middle-class man - how DARE they give someone who ISN'T LIKE ME the same rights to dignity, comfort and happiness that I have?! How rude!" If you use the phrase 'political correctness gone mad' to describe things such as gender-neutral toilets, legislation against hate crime, etc, come here, try and justify yourself and I'll tell you why you're full of shit.

• Anyone who says being gay is a choice. What the hell? That's not even a logical thing to say. If you believe this, come here, try and justify yourself and I'll tell you why you're full of shit and also kick you in the balls.